Monday, November 5, 2007

Diana Holquist & Sexiest Man Alive

How many women out there want to buy this book based only on the title? I sure do. But if I didn't tell you anything more about Diana Holquist and her new release, Sexiest Man Alive, that wouldn't be very nice. Diana's official bio goes something like this:

"I love to write. That’s pretty much all I do. Ask my family about the undone laundry, the un-bought groceries, and the fact that I rarely find time to get dressed in the morning. Actually, if you train your family right, they won’t notice any of these things. "Popcorn for dinner again, mom! Cool," say my filthy children. God bless them, they don’t know what panty hose are.

Oh, my poor husband.

Anyway, it took me a long time to figure out WHAT to write. So I spent years writing ads, brochures, and company reports. If I had to give advice to anyone--which, thankfully, I don’t--it would be that if you want to write books, start now. In fact, get the heck off this website and do it.

(First, throw your TV out the window. Good. Now write.)

Are you still here?

Okay, then you must be a pure reader (or my mother). Good for you. No money in writing. Best to have a real job.

What else do you want to know about me? I love kids. I love cats. I love chocolate. (Not necessarily in that order.) I live in upstate New York in paradise, and yet I’m moving in a few months back to a city. (Wanna buy a cool house in rural NY? Wanna sell me a cheap one in a suburb with decent schools?)

Okay, that’s enough about me. Let’s get to work and talk books."

Now, don't you want to read a book by this woman? How can you not, she's hilarious!

But, for those of you who need more convincing, I'll offer a synopsis of Sexiest Man Alive.

Jasmine Burns has always wanted to know the name of her one true love. Her sister Amy is a psychic who can read the name of a person's true love, but she's always refused to tell Jasmine hers...until one day Amy needs Jasmine’s help bad. When Amy finally gives it the name, Jasmine can't believe it. How is it possible that her one true love is People Magazine's SEXIEST MAN ALIVE, one of the biggest box office movie stars around, and a fixture on the red carpet? Shy by nature, Jasmine envisioned warm nights spent cuddling in front of the tv with her beloved, not the frightening flash of a paparazzo's camera as he chases her down the street. This can't be true!

For once in his life, Josh Toby wants to be taken seriously as an actor. He's sick of playing either the boy toy or the action star—he wants parts he can sink his teeth into. So he's done the scariest thing he can imagine—he's accepted a part on Broadway in "Romeo and Juliet". The problem: no one can know it's him or it will turn into the second coming of the Beatles. The solution: an undercover disguise at the hands of budding fashion designer Jasmine Burns, the most charming, genuine, and delightfully eccentric woman he's ever met.

Before long, chemistry sizzles between the shy wallflower and the most recognizable movie star in the world. But can true love really blossom between two polar opposites?

Do you really need more? You do, don't you? Okay, but this is the last thing I'm sharing with you. Here is an excerpt from Sexiest Man Alive:

Chapter One

“Hi! I’m Jasmine Burns!”

The naked man stared up at Jasmine blankly.

Great. She sounded like a cruise ship director on crack. She cleared her throat and adjusted her black teddy. “It’s great to meet you!”

Ugh. This was definitely not working.

Jasmine met her eyes in the mirror on the far (okay, not-so-far) wall of her tiny Upper West Side studio. This only looks crazy, she silently assured her reflection.

She looked down at the tiny naked Ken doll perched on her couch.

Okay, it was crazy. Call-the-cops nuts, even.

She paced. Seven steps. Pivot. Seven steps. Pivot. Exercise #12, page 127 in her Goodbye Shy! workbook had made sense in theory: practice job interviews with a doll to focus on until the panic is gone. For best results, rehearse the interview with both parties naked to achieve optimal vulnerability. Jasmine just couldn’t get completely naked; she settled on a black lace teddy for herself. Ken wasn’t so shy. He went all the way without complaint.

The mind controls the body. Let the panic wash over, then continue. Repeated exposure to the object of fear will dull the emotion.

So why was her terror growing? Her interview was three days, seven hours and twenty-seven minutes away and she was getting more panicked by the second.

She flopped onto her bed and stared at the ceiling of her shoe-box shaped apartment. The heel end was crammed with her elaborate double iron bed, centered between the door to the hallway and the door to her tiny bathroom. The toe end was dominated by a lead-glass window that stretched four feet across and from the ceiling to within two feet of the floor.
And what a window. If she stood outside on the sidewalk and craned her neck to the fifth floor, it reigned proudly between two identical, grand windows. Once, they had let light in on one expansive room. Sometimes Jasmine would imagine she still heard the muted footsteps of the maids hurrying over the hardwood floors from the days before the brownstone was sliced into tiny studios. She’d smell the pipes of the long-gone men in dressing robes reading the New York Saturday Post.

Wonder what those guys would have made of Ken?

Despite her exhaustion, she forced herself off the bed and back to the “living room”—a flea-market, white-boned couch, one white over-stuffed chair, and a white coffee table rescued from a curb-side trash pile all arranged neatly at the foot of her bed. She flopped next to Ken on the couch and toyed with a scrap of black wool (worsted, Italian) that she had scored the day before from a sample table on 37th Street. Salsa music and car horns floated up from Amsterdam Avenue below, a melody of the city she barely noticed anymore.

This job was the chance of a lifetime. After all, her tailoring business she ran out of her apartment was an accident, not part of her plan. A hem here, a tuck there and within weeks she was in demand. She became known as a miracle worker who could make a cigarette hole in silk pajamas disappear, take in a suit better than anyone west of Hong Kong, rescue your mother’s mildewed wedding gown. It wasn’t a bad way to make a living. She rarely had to leave her apartment.
But now that her graduation (M.A. in costume design from N.Y.U.) was five months past, her ex-classmates were out hitting the pavement, interning and networking, sometimes in theaters, sometimes even getting paid (she let the wonderful possibility of one day being in their shoes spread through her).
And she was playing with dolls.

Naked dolls.

Maybe that was the problem. Naked Ken was too much. After all, if Ken were impersonating a famous costume designer, shouldn’t he have amazing clothes?
She carried Ken to the white-washed plywood door balanced on two white wooden saw horses next to her window. Her 1949 Singer nine-stitch sewing machine gleamed in welcome. She ran her hand down it, her steel and chrome kitty. She settled at the table next to it and began to sketch.

What would Arturo Mastriani, New York’s top costume designer, wear to interview her, Jasmine Burns, his next brilliant new assistant?

Now, go out and buy this book, to read the rest of the story. And don't forget to tell Diana what you thought of it. She loves hearing from you. You can find her on the web at

This Virtual Book Tour has been brought to you by:


Diana Holquist said...


Thanks for the kind introduction. It's great to be here.


Cheryl said...

It's great to have you here too. You remind me of Erma Bombeck with a sexy twist.


Roberta said...

Great title and cover. This book should do well.

Maureen Fisher said...

Okay, I'm hooked. I was ready to love Sexiest Man Alive from the cover. The first chapter sealed the deal.

Dennis N. Griffin said...


It was a rude awakening when I realized it wasn't me on the cover (lol).

In spite of that, I think this sounds like a must read.


Diana Holquist said...

Hi all.

Wow, a sexy Erma? Not sure I want to think too much about that image :-)

Thanks everyone for the comments.

Yeah, that's my husband on the cover...the Sexiest Man Alive.

The whole book's about him, of course!



Lynne said...


I loved Sexiest Man Alive and Make Me a Match! I am eagerly waiting for the third book. Yes you are on par to SEP. I read Sexiest Man Alive last weekend when we were getting the effects of the hurricane - I could not think of a better book to curl up with on a cold, windy, rainy day! Please keep writing.


Dyan Garris said...

Diana: Is that really your husband on the cover? So I can see that you perfected your writing craft in bed while also making popcorn and keeping your sense of humor. Gotta love a multi-tasking, multi-dimensional woman. Kudos, Erma!


blackroze37 said...

i do tend to buy more men covers than womens :) guess the hunks made me do it

Diana Holquist said...

Yeah, funny how a nekkid man sells more books than a dancing gypsy. Or maybe, it's just my writing....


Sadly, that ISN'T really my husband on the cover. But, my husband IS the sexiest man alive. Proof? For our Halloween/Book Release party, my husband wore a towel.

Just a towel.