October's Book Giveaway: Tim Bete's Guide to Pirate Parenting

In the month of October, The Book Connection is giving away a copy of Tim Bete's Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall's Guide to Pirate Parenting. I reviewed this title here.




In Guide to Pirate Parenting you’ll learn:

* At what age your child should be able to remove a bottle cap by taking out his glass eye and using his eye

* Which offense requires administering The Flying Dutchman Wedgie

* How to prevent sogging the quartermaster

* The best place to maroon your disobedient child

* How to remove chewing gum or a giant octopus from your child’s hair

* The difference between plundering and pillaging

* How to convert your minivan into a pirate schooner

* When to smack your teenager in the side of the head with an oar

Each information-packed section ends with “Your pirate’s progress,” a short quiz that shows whether your child is reaching his or her pirate development milestones.

Arg! Here be the rules matey:

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If you blog about this contest, leave a comment here, telling us where you are blogging about it for an additional entry!

Contest ends on October 30th. The winner will be announced on this blog on October 31st.